dachshund
I was walking the streets of Solna Centrum, Stockholm when I saw a man with a huge dog. This dog was clearly bigger than it was supposed to be. It was a Dachshund gone out of control. The dog was so fat that it was dragging its cock and balls over the street. Maybe its normal for an older Dachshund to get this fat? It could be that the Dachshund originally was meant to be walking mostly in grass which would make dragging ones genitals about a bit more bearable. But what am I talking about? I am sure Mother Nature never meant for this animal to exist. It doesn’t take a Darwin to see that this is no natural selection or evolution at work. It’s pretty obvious that a dog this low of the ground should not have its front and back legs that far apart. I am not sure why they did this but if my memory serves me correctly the Dachshund was engineered back in the days to hunt for rabbits or something. I wonder if that worked..? Anyways as I walk by I try to take a shot without upsetting the (also not so small) owner. Later when I look at the shot I see that a man with a funny bag has walked out of the supermarket into the scene. Now I don’t know what I find more hilarious the man with the flower bag or the man with the giant Dachshund.
· Dec 23, 10:09 PM by manonthemoon international
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