snow me your bigger cock
This morning at 08.00 we went to vondelpark to make an even bigger cock. Togther with PeeJee, Nils, Daan and Auke to build a bigger cock. Turned out pretty good… We had two camera dudes there so of course there was timelapse…
· 199 days ago by manonthemoon international
"hallo..." [1]
snow me your cock
Just made this snow cock together with PeeJee who just back from his holiday in Jordania. It’s downstairs in front of the circus office if you want to have a look. It’s a pretty big cock probably over 2 meters tall. It took about an hour and a half to make we used these milk crates that we filled with snow to make building blocks then shaped it by hand. When we were finished this older couple walked by admiring our piece of work saying things like “wow, that’s a big dick!” they really liked especially the guy. His wife also started to dig it when we explained how in ‘primitive’ art it was perfectly normal to use the penis as a symbol of fertility. Her husband added that it was like a totem and that all totems are basically huge cocks. So she agreed, yes it’s a nice totem!. Then a younger woman and her daughter came around the corner pulling a sled and the girl goes “wow, what a huge snowman!” and the mom says “yes! Amazing let’s have a look!” We are there, posing, pretty proud but then she realizes what it is, goes silent and hurries past mumbling something like “we better not explain what it actually is…”
It’s funny how in 2010 people can get embarrassed by dicks. I don’t think some african lady back in like 210 A.D. would get embarrassed by a huge wooden cock. Anyways tomorrow 08.00 Vondelpark it’s on. We bring a ladder and everything. It’s going to be huge. You should make a snow cock to if you read this and you are near some snow. It’s fun! Don’t forget to make a picture of it send it to me…
· 200 days ago by manonthemoon international
3x3=9 for sale
3×3=9 is now for sale online trough freshcotton.com
3×3=9 puts 3 series at once out there:
nr. 12 minimal series
3 pieces about how skate shirts used to have a small version of the back print as a chest print
nr. 13 willy series
3 pieces honouring the legacy of the late great willy vandersteen while critizing the change in suske’s clothes from his stylish polo, slacks and shoes to baggy t-shirt, cargo pants and sneakers
nr. 14 clouseau series
3 pieces inspired by ze amazing inspector clouseau off course not the steve martin version but the one and only peter sellers
full line presentation over here
· 283 days ago by manonthemoon international
verjaarday
· 314 days ago by manonthemoon international
"hallo..." [1]
3x3=9
3 pieces about how skate shirts used to have a small version of the back print as a chest print
3 pieces honouring the legacy of the late great Willy Vandersteen while critizing the change in Suske’s clothes from his stylish polo, slacks and shoes to baggy t-shirt, cargo pants and sneakers
3 pieces inspired by ze amazing Inspector Clouseau, not the Steve Martin version but off course the one and only Peter Sellers
· 330 days ago by manonthemoon international
traps
I visit a lot of tourist traps. I even live in one. I like Tourist traps. It used to be that I did my best to avoid them. But then I realized tourist traps are fun. You are always guaranteed to have a good time despite being totally unoriginal if you just let go. This is how I ended up in Winterberg, Germant. Winterberg is the place with the closest mountains to Holland. Well they are not real mountain mountains but if you are from a country as flat as the one I live in, anything bigger than a dune is considered a mountain. In the weekends this place attracts Dutch people like flies to rotten meat. The place is swarming with Dutch people, even the cash machines talk Dutch. or should I say especially the cash machines talk Dutch. It’s actually kind of like how the Germans flock to the Nordsea because they don’t have a sea and everything gets bilingual there to (if only Hitler would have been satisfied after annexing holland but no he wanted the whole world and now the germans don’t have a sea except that little bit in the north) So even if you don’t speak German you can still go there!
As you see in the picture Winterberg is happy place where people get shuttled around in funny blue and yellow public transport, on the slopes in winter there is a ongoing who-has-the-funniest-hat competition and they mix cola with fanta. You should go there. It’s great!
· 498 days ago by manonthemoon international
out of nowhere man
I was sitting in a bus somewhere in west Japan when I looked out of the window and saw this man. Look closer, he is there on his skis with ski poles next to the electricity pole. Sorry for the crappy shot but I had to shoot it fast. As I was passing him I noticed something was out of place in this scene. I quickly snapped a photo and then I realized what it was. There were no tracks. How did this man on skis end up in the middle of a snowfield without leaving tracks? The snow was soft that day so it can’t be because he didn’t leave tracks behind even though it was a small japanese fella. Did he wade through the river? Nah that would ruin your ski’s and I have noticed how well they treat their equipment over here plus if he wanted to go waterskiing I guess there are better spots to be found then this one. So i guess I only have one explanation left: aliens… Aliens put him there. Damn Aliens. Hope he finds his way home and if he does I hope he doesn’t eat his family or something like that because he was reprogrammed to do that…
· 498 days ago by manonthemoon international
o.a.v.
Prettige feestdagen!
God bestaat niet, mensen wel…
Happy holy days!
God doesn’t exist, people do…
· 582 days ago by manonthemoon international
dachshund
I was walking the streets of Solna Centrum, Stockholm when I saw a man with a huge dog. This dog was clearly bigger than it was supposed to be. It was a Dachshund gone out of control. The dog was so fat that it was dragging its cock and balls over the street. Maybe its normal for an older Dachshund to get this fat? It could be that the Dachshund originally was meant to be walking mostly in grass which would make dragging ones genitals about a bit more bearable. But what am I talking about? I am sure Mother Nature never meant for this animal to exist. It doesn’t take a Darwin to see that this is no natural selection or evolution at work. It’s pretty obvious that a dog this low of the ground should not have its front and back legs that far apart. I am not sure why they did this but if my memory serves me correctly the Dachshund was engineered back in the days to hunt for rabbits or something. I wonder if that worked..? Anyways as I walk by I try to take a shot without upsetting the (also not so small) owner. Later when I look at the shot I see that a man with a funny bag has walked out of the supermarket into the scene. Now I don’t know what I find more hilarious the man with the flower bag or the man with the giant Dachshund.
· 583 days ago by manonthemoon international
creepstreet
Last month I was in Innsbruck, Austria. The area I stayed in had this creepy feel to it. The houses were close to each other with narrow streets as the whole neighborhood seemed to be crawling up the cold mountain side. But it wasn’t so much the grey dirty house blocks or the steep narrow ice covered alleys. i got mostly creeped out by the street signage. This may sound weird but they were all still done in the original ‘Third Reich’ style font face. It’s amazing how a certain font face can bring up so many nasty associations. Why was it still there? Or should I ask: why not? Where the streetsigns already there before Nazi Germany was taking over the streets. Does it even matter who was first the font or the fascist that made it part of their style? Should you even try to hide and erase history? I don’t think they are to much busy with changing and erasing in Austria anyways as they seem more inclined with promoting their victim role in the whole thing. I don’t pretend to know too much of the true depths of the Austrian soul in these matters so i should really shut up. But I do still remember having breakfast at a homestay in some valley a few years ago under a portrait of an SS-officer.
Back to the street sign. If you would strip the font of this sign and out of its context and take it back to the 19th century or before it probably had a whole different meaning. But now it communicates stomping boots and “sieg heil!” to me. It’s kind of like the Swastika which has been used in history fro anything from an Indian sun symbol to bronze age scribbles. I like the geometrical shape of a Swastikas but I can’t really use it to communicate with because it got hijacked by Adolf. I have a hard time dealing with universal symbols that get hijacked tied up and forced to communicate a certain message. Recently I did some designs with rainbow colors and afterwards I received some comments (from certain homophobic people I will not mention by name) that it was gay. So like the swastika, the rainbow is also hijacked and off limits… Ah well at least a rain doesn’t creep me out as much.
· 583 days ago by manonthemoon international